If I may suggest Rule #3: Never wear a red shirt while shopping at Target. I've made this mistake a number of times. You will be stopped every 3 feet by someone who needs help (or who has gone mad because of rule #2).
Hahahaha! Wait until you have kids. I never used to be able to get out of there without spending $100 on like, three things. Now I get out of there for less..... I just make more trips. ;)
And when you have kids you won't want to go shopping with them to Target b/c you will spend even more b/c they want everything in that store, or if you don't let them have it you get to hear them constantly asking for it. Good times. :)
If I may suggest Rule #3: Never wear a red shirt while shopping at Target. I've made this mistake a number of times. You will be stopped every 3 feet by someone who needs help (or who has gone mad because of rule #2).
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! Wait until you have kids. I never used to be able to get out of there without spending $100 on like, three things. Now I get out of there for less..... I just make more trips. ;)
ReplyDeleteAnd when you have kids you won't want to go shopping with them to Target b/c you will spend even more b/c they want everything in that store, or if you don't let them have it you get to hear them constantly asking for it. Good times. :)
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