I've come to believe that if I could fit in about a 20 minute nap every weekday afternoon, say around 2:30 or so, that I would be a much, much more productive employee in the remaining work hours of the day. My need for a nap only confirms that which I have suspected for years, that I am still a child, and that I would be better off outside playing than I am coupled up inside, sitting at a desk doing work all day.

So there.